High Holidays Seating Request Form

During the last High Holidays, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible.

1. I would prefer to sit in the:

____Talking section
____No-talking section

2. If you chose the talking section, which sub-category do you prefer?

____Stock market
____General gossip
____Specific gossip
____Fashion news
____My neighbors
____My relatives
____The rabbi
____The cantor
____The gabbai
____The president
specify ________________________

3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice:

____Real Estate Agent

4. I want a seat located:

____Near my in-laws
____Far from my in-laws
____Far from my ex-in-laws
____Near the pulpit
____Near the Kiddush table
____Near the exit

5. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:


Your name: __________________________

Phone number: _________________________

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