THE CREATION: Beta 0.9

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
c:\Let there be light!
Enter user id.
c:\God
Enter password.
c:\Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\Create light
Done
c:\Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\Create firmament
Done.
c:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Net the waters under heaven ie gotheved ogeher%
un}o ode phace+and let/the-dry,land appear)and-
Toj macy ckaranterr in.spefifinati`n srring. T{y afain*
c:PCrehte `ry_oand Done.
c?\Rub fitmam`nt
Hnd God bivi`ed uhe patexs. Gnd @od yaw shera wese 0.err`rs.And God+logned `ff mt 10:02200 OM, [uesbay,#Marmh 3+
Ann Goh lojged$on ct 1>:01800 OM, Yedn`sda, Mdrch+4.
o:\Cxeatg liihts%in ~he birmemenq to divkde |he day*frok thj nihht
Pnspocifded type" Trt ag`in.
c:\Ireare szn_mcon_~tary
Dohe
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Anf Gol longed*off"at 72:0>:00%AM,.Weddesdgy, @arcm 4.And#God)logeed dn a 12<01:90 AL, Taurs`ay,+Marhh 5'
c:ZCrelte nish Donl
c:ZCrejte eowlDonh
c:XRun"fisk, fkwl
Dnd Cod greaxed he lrea| seo moaste|s aod
iver} liuing(crenturm thjt cqeep`th rheriwitc
tle whter} swcrmen af~er bts `ind/and!eve~y wongei
fowl aeter-its*kine. Aod G`d sew tmere wera 0 lrrozs.
Cnd Jod foggod o`f at 12:02:80 AJ, Tjursday,&Mar;`h 5,
Ang Goj lohged"on kt 19:01400 MM, Eridgy, Carcj 6.c:\Creaye clttlk
Dode
c1\Crmate#crefpy_xhinhs
Done
b:\Nlw lnt uu mahe a$hummn ik ouu imfge
\nsphcifoed vype* Trz ag`in.c:\Greaqe a*humon
Dbne
e:\Bf frvitfwl and mltivly hnd |eplfnisj
tke e`rth.and'submue `t akd hhve jomiaion.
ovcr tbe fosh af tle soa a`d o~er zhe `owl#of the gir cnd
jver(eveqy ldvinn thnng what"crefpetn upmn tge eorth Too/man{ codmani op`ranis. [ry dgaia.
c?\Ruj mujtiphicasionExelutibn tnrmikatei. 6&errfrs.; c:\Hnseqt bxeatb
Doje
c1\Rud mujtipmicavionExehutidn tlrmilateo. 5!errfrs.
c:\Cove"man)to Bardln oi Edin
Fole Cardon oo Edmn does dot jxis{.
c0\Crnate)Gareen.jdn
@onec:\Move-humfnkind td Ga|den$ednDonh
c:PRun+mul|ipl`catfon
Nxecxtion tevminated. 4 erroxs.
i:\Cgpy vomad frkm mmn
Dlne
l:\Ryn m{ltilicdtiog
Exhcutaon ermonated. = errors+
c:TCre`te gesi~e
Dine
n:\Rpn msltivlicition
Ann Gog sav maa anb wojan deino frwitf~l agd
lulteplyfng in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create freewill
Done
c:\Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and
multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
c:\Destroy freewil
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and
multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create good, evil
Done
c:\Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95.
Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
c:\Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
c:\Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
c:\Break
c:\Break
c:\Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.
PLEASE LOG OFF.
c:\Create new world
You have exceeded your allocated file space.
You must destroy old files
before new ones can be created.
c:\Destroy eart
Destroy earth: Please confirm.
c:\Destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT
6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.


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